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ACTIVITIES
Catnaps.
X-word puzzles.
Guzzling caffeine by the barrels.
Sailing the high seas.
Looting and plundering.
Concocting harebrained schemes.

INTERESTS
Flan.
Sleeping.
Listography.
Discrepancies in the space-time continuum.

MUSIC
Arcade Fire, Arctic Monkeys, Beach House,
Bob Dylan, Coldplay, Eisley (but only "Room Noises"),
Elliott Smith, Elton John, Franz Ferdinand,
Interpol, Joy Division, Kanye West, Kings of Convenience,
Leonard Cohen, M. Ward, M.I.A., Metric, New Order,
Nouvelle Vague, Oh No! Oh My!, Sondre Lerche, Spoon,
Tegan & Sara (but only So Jealous), The Beatles,
The Hermione Crookshanks Experience, The Like,
The Magnetic Fields, The National, The Organ,
The Remus Lupins, The Shins, The Smiths, The Strokes,
The Velvet Underground & Nico, Wolf Parade, Yeah Yeah Yeahs

TV
30 rock, arrested development, battlestar galactica,
CSI, daria, dead like me, DOCTOR WHO, entourage,
freaks & geeks, garth marenghi's darkplace, GOSSIP GIRL,
greek, grey's anatomy, lost, MAD MEN, no reservations,
PUSHING DAISIES, rome, SKINS, THE COLBERT REPORT,
the it crowd, the office, wonderfalls

MOVIES
å bout de souffle, AMELIE, auntie mame,
ELOISE AT THE PLAZA, breakfast at tiffany's,
brick, bright young things, funny face,
jeux d'enfants, lord of the rings,
LOST IN TRANSLATION, me without you,
reprise, roman holiday, royal tenenbaums,
sedmikrasky, science of sleep, star wars,
THE DREAMERS, the secretary, the virgin suicides,
une femme est une femme, was nützt die liebe in gedanken,
wristcutters: a love story, y tu mama tambien

BOOKS

FOOD
blueberry mini bagels, brie, cafe du monde coffee,
flan, fresh strawberries, hello panda cookies,
low sodium wheat thins, pamplemousse, pumpkin pie,
raspberries and rice pudding, vanilla yogurt

HEROES
cruella de vil, dorothy parker and dorothy podber,
eloise, j.k. rowling, karl lagerfeld, kay thompson,
MAME DENNIS, PAPA BEAR, snorlax, dr. zahi hawass

QUOTES
"Planet of the hats: I am ready.” — Donna, Doctor Who

"We're shallow with bourgeois problems." — Margot, Margot at the Wedding

"Love is for tiny people with tiny lives." — Jackie O, House of Yes

"Wise wretch! with pleasures too refined to please,
with too much spirit to be e'er at ease,
with too much quickness ever to be taught,
with too much thinking to have common thought:
You purchase pain with all that joy can give,
and die of nothing but a rage to live."
— Alexander Pope, EPISTLE II TO A LADY of the Characters of Women

"You smoke too much.
I noticed only frustrated people smoke too much
and only the lonely people are frustrated." — Uncle Pio, Gilda

"The blues are because you're getting fat
and maybe it's been raining too long,
you're just sad that's all. The mean reds are horrible.
Suddenly you're afraid and you don't know what you're afraid of.
Do you ever get that feeling?" — Holly, Breakfast at Tiffany's

"In the sunset of dissolution, everything is illuminated
by the aura of nostalgia, even the guillotine." — The Unbearable Lightness of Being

"Yes, I'm drunk. And you're beautiful. And tomorrow morning,
I'll be sober but you'll still be beautiful." — Matthew, The Dreamers

"I love you. Don't forget to always tell the truth." — Bob, Lost in Translation

"I think we're just gonna to have to be secretly in love
with each other and leave it at that, Richie." — Margot, The Royal Tenenbaums

"I'm never as good as when you're there." — Russell, Almost Famous

"I'm always late. That's why I don't wear a watch.
They depress me." — Trent Lane, Daria

"Suis je bovvered?"
Est-ce que vous disrespecte ma famille?
Est-ce que vous s'appelez ma mere une pikey?
Est-ce que vous s'appelez mon pere un jippo?" — Lauren Cooper, The Catherine Tate Show

"Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world
I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in." — Ricky Fitts, American Beauty

"The greatest thing about having a sister
is that your wardrobe doubles in size." — Mary-Kate Olsen

"You know, they can get you in East Hampton
for wearing red shoes on a Thursday." — Little Edie, Grey Gardens

"You must acquire the trick of ignoring those who do not like you.
In my experience, those who do not like you fall into two categories:
the stupid and the envious. The stupid will like you in five years time.
The envious, never." — Rochester, The Libertine

"Being young, carefree, having your whole life ahead of you,
and dancing the whole night away to celebrate ...
OH! and the untimely death of Jackson Pollock." — Jane Lane, Daria

"You're considered superficial and silly if you are interested in fashion.
But I think you can be substantial and still be interested in frivolity." — Sofia Coppola

"Come on, Izzie, DANCE PARTY!" — Meredith, Grey's Anatomy

"... there's someone for everyone,
even though everyone is a little bit weird and fucked up."
— Nick Confalone

"I want to be informed, I want to read everything,
I want to see everything, I have no need to be part of it.
But I’m a voyeur, you see? An intellectual voyeur."
— Karl Lagerfeld

"I don't know if he's packing balls or a vajayjay,
but no one's suckin' on my titties so he better man the fuck up!"
— Terri, Project Runway

MORE QUOTES
You're a chuckleberry. :Andrew
What's a chuckleberry? :Patrick
You. :Andrew

Am I going to have to take this joint out on a date? :Ski

[During Kanye West's Grammy's acceptance speech]
Is he from Star Trek? :Papa Bear

It looks like a dog threw up on your head ... :Andrew
but, you know, it's still kind of cool.

Can you tell me why you pulled me over? :Me
For nearly running me off the road back there. :Officer

It's about time it started raining. Me
Is it raining, or is there a dinosaur coming? :Phuong

im tired of xxxx and xxxx :cmpltnirvana
we should make a ban on inviting k-named people into our group :thumuchshopping:
unless its a hot man named...kevin :cmpltnirvana
unless it's an awesome kevin :thumuchshopping:
oh my god :thumuchshopping:
OH MY GOD :cmpltnirvana
... you two where thinking of my BROTHER?! :Sandy

Drug dealers don't accept credit cards. :Andrew

My family is a big fan of the Second Amendment. :GCIII

I don't care what anyone says, Shirley Temples are the shit! :Landon

and i'm a nocturnal creature forced to live during the day :Me
HAHA you're like Blade :Phuong

I like expensive things. :Phi

gmail stands for glam mail :Tandera

This is my tree. I've laid claim on it. :Me
What? That tree is older than you are. :Eric
You're probably its person.

i have a serious question to ask you, tandera :thumuchshopping
alright ask :cmpltnirvana
CAN I KICK IT? :thumuchshopping
i knew it i knew it :cmpltnirvana
youre never serious :cmpltnirvana

I was like, "These look expensive, they must be Thu's." :Juan

i'm a big nerd? :( :tdaaanh (6:28:28 PM)
definitely :thumuchshopping (6:58:04 PM)
thanks for coming back just to tell me that thu vo :tdaaanh (6:58:47 PM)

student loans are the best type of debt to have :Sandy

its expensive and sad being a nerd :cmpltnirvana

georgia has declared war on russia :Me
isn't that intense! :Me
WHAT :Phuong
as in the state? :Phuong

ive got your picture :m3funkyb
you gave to me :m3funkyb
and it still looks the same :m3funkyb
from when I was there :m3funkyb
the only thing different :m3funkyb
the only thing new :m3funkyb
is i've got your picture :m3funkyb
he's got you :m3funkyb
hah hah :thumuchshopping
you would laugh :m3funkyb
you fucking femme fatale :m3funkyb

Sometimes I stay up at night agonizing about Funny Weather. :Maggie

can tequila turn toxic? :thumuchshopping
nah :cmpltnirvana
you just get drunker quicker :cmpltnirvana

"You're so small and hurtful." :Ski

its amazing that harry potter can save the world but cant ask a girl out to a dance :cmpltnirvana